UNISEX T-Shirt — "Wife Made Me Fat..."

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Lightweight, soft, and quietly irreverent — this tee speaks in deadpan one-liners. Cut from ring-spun cotton with a classic crew neck and a clean, tubular knit body, it sits comfortably whether you’re lounging at home or slipping out for errands. The understated front text reads like a private joke, small and centered, so the shirt reads as low-key and deliberate. Subtle details — a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, twill shoulder tape to prevent stretching, and a tear-away label for comfort — make it a shirt you’ll reach for again and again. It arrives printed with long-lasting methods so the message stays crisp, wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-conscious silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to hold shape and resist stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton (Oeko‑Tex certified)
- Durable DTF/DTG printing methods for crisp, long-lasting text

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors