UNISEX T‑Shirt — "My Wife Made Me Fat"

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This relaxed cotton tee speaks with a dry, self-aware sense of humor. The chest text—clean, centered, and slightly wry—reads like a private joke you’re happy to share at backyard barbecues, lazy Sundays, or while running errands. The medium-weight fabric drapes without cling, and the classic crew neck keeps the silhouette familiar and easygoing. Wear it when you want to break the ice, get a laugh, or let your partner and friends know you don’t take yourself too seriously. The subtle fleck in the natural shade and the neat ribbed collar give it a lived-in, reliable feel that fits right into casual weekends and low-key gatherings.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Tubular, seamless body reduces fabric waste and improves appearance
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (180 g/m²) for durable, year-round comfort
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp sleeve, neck, and main designs

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat