T-Shirt — "You’ve Tested Every Ounce of My Patience"

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Lightweight, soft cotton with a clean crew neck and a calm, wry message — this tee reads like a small, honest note you’d leave on the kitchen table. The muted yellow lettering sits quietly on a bright white field, giving the shirt a minimalist, deadpan look that leans into dry humor. It breathes easily on warm days and layers under jackets when the weather turns. Wear it when you want to let the world know you’re amused, mildly exasperated, and still composed. The shirt’s simple silhouette and subtle text make it easy to style with jeans, tailored trousers, or lounge wear — it fits into everyday rhythms without shouting.

Beyond the message, this tee is built to last. The fabric is smooth and durable for reliable prints, the collar holds its shape, and the tear-away label keeps the neckline comfortable. Ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certification mean it’s made with attention to quality and safety. This is a casual staple for people who appreciate understated humor and clean design.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit.
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; DTF/DTG printing methods used for durable, clear graphics.
- Oeko-Tex certified cotton; meets safety standards with a 2-year EU warranty and ethically sourced materials.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors