T-Shirt — "MULTIFUCKTIONAL" UNISEX

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A clean, quietly bold tee for people who prefer their voice low and their message clear. This classic crew shirt sits loose in all the right places and carries a single-line, understated print across the chest that reads like a private joke or a confident statement — depending on who’s reading. Wear it while wandering the city, running quick errands, or layered under a jacket at a late-night meet-up. The breathable cotton and stable construction mean it softens with each wash yet keeps its shape, so the wording stays crisp and readable. It’s for someone who appreciates minimal design, deadpan humor, and clothing that ages like a familiar companion.

Product features
- 100% cotton main colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar to maintain shape and resist stretching
- DTG and DTF prints for sharp sleeve, neck, and chest detailing; tear-away label
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat