I Can’t Even Think Straight Hoodie — Funny LGBTQ+ Slogan Pullover

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length from center back, in	34.00	35.00	36.00	37.00	38.00	39.00	40.00	41.00
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

Soft, simple, and quietly defiant — this midweight hoodie slips into everyday life with a wink. The clean white canvas and minimalist script reading “I can’t even think straight” make it an easy layer for slow mornings, late-night study sessions, and cozy coffee runs. Wear it to lean into messy thoughts, to signal solidarity with tired creatives, or to add a touch of dry humor to a relaxed weekend outfit. The relaxed drop-shoulder silhouette and roomy pouch pocket invite long stretches on the couch, while the lightly structured hood keeps chill off your neck without feeling bulky. Thoughtfully made and sustainably produced, it’s a hoodie that feels good to wear and to know where it came from.

Product features
- Two-piece jersey-lined hood for warmth and clean lines
- Relaxed dropped shoulders for a roomy, casual fit
- Handy pouch pocket for storage and hand-warming
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric with soft ring-spun cotton blend
- OEKO‑TEX, FLA and WRAP-certified sustainable, socially conscious production

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean