Funny Retro Bar Tee — "It Looks Like I May Accidentally Get Drunk On Purpose Today"

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This tee carries a wink and a little sass — a retro pin‑up holding a cocktail with the line: “It looks like I may accidentally get drunk on purpose today.” Soft, breathable cotton and a classic crew neck make it an easy go‑to for casual nights out, brunches that run long, or low‑key parties where the jokes flow as freely as the drinks. The single‑piece tubular knit keeps the silhouette clean. Lightweight but sturdy fabric holds printed detail well so the vintage illustration and script stay crisp wash after wash. It sits loose enough to layer under a denim jacket or wear solo with high‑waist jeans. If you like cheeky, vintage‑inspired humor and clothes that don’t try too hard, this tee slides naturally into weekend routines and celebration plans.

Product features
- Shoulder twill tape for shape retention
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams
- Ribbed, elastic collar that keeps its shape
- Medium‑weight cotton (180 g/m²) with strong, smooth print surface
- Tear‑away label for comfortable, scratch‑free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat