Clean Cotton Scented Soy Candle — "Mass Murderer, Because I Swallow"

Because sometimes the best gifts come with a wink.

This premium clean cotton scented soy candle delivers bold humor with a fresh, clean fragrance. Perfect for anyone who appreciates edgy jokes and isn't afraid to display them proudly.

Features:

• Clean cotton scent – fresh, crisp, and inviting
• 100% natural soy wax for clean burning
• Long-lasting burn time
• Premium quality materials
• Hilarious statement label

Why you'll love it: Whether it's a gag gift for your best friend, a conversation starter for your space, or just a reminder not to take life too seriously, this candle brings humor and ambiance together. Makes an excellent gift for birthdays, housewarming parties, or anyone who loves a good laugh.

Premium quality. Bold humor. No fluff.