Christmas Sweatshirt — “I Want to Be ‘Holly Jolly’ But Work Is Making Me..."

A cozy, slightly snarky crewneck that says what holiday stress feels like without trying too hard. Soft, midweight fleece wraps you in warmth while the clean white text stands out against the black fabric: “I WANT TO BE ‘HOLLY JOLLY’ BUT WORK IS MAKING ME ‘STRESSY DEPRESSY’.” Short and to the point — it’s the kind of sweatshirt you pull on after a long shift, pour a big cup of something warm, and finally let yourself laugh at the chaos. The classic crew neckline and thoughtful stitching keep it comfy through commute rides, couch nights, and awkward office parties. Subtle, durable construction and eco-conscious materials mean it wears well and lasts season after season.

Product features
- Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Embroidery or print placement options: left/center chest and wrists; DTF inner labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol compliance; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean