Apron — "It Looks Like I May Accidentally Get Drunk On Purpose Today" Retro Pin-Up Cocktail Apron

	One Size
Length , in	30.31
Width at waist, in	27.56
Strap length, in	22.05
Strap width, in	1.02

Sink into the slow, joyful moments of baking and baring your creative soul. This apron carries a playful vintage pin-up illustration and the cheeky line "It looks like I may accidentally get drunk on purpose today," inviting a wink and a laugh as you whisk, glaze, and garnish. Lightweight yet durable polyester holds the vibrant one-sided print, while black detachable twill straps and four buttonholes give you quick adjustability and a polished look. It hangs comfortably over casual kitchen work or a home bar night and wipes clean easily when flour or frosting lands where it shouldn’t. Let this apron be part of leisurely afternoons, cozy cocktail hours, and kitchen memories that come with good humor and a little sass.

Product features
- 100% polyester body — strong, shape-retaining, quick-drying
- One-sided print with vintage pin-up design and cheeky text
- Black detachable twill straps with 4 buttonholes for adjustable fit
- Overlocked seams for long-lasting durability
- Pre-constructed item; size variance approximately ±1 inch

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean