{"product_id":"retro-cocktail-glass-cutting-board-it-looks-like-i-may-accidentally-get-drunk-on-purpose-today","title":"Retro Cocktail Glass Cutting Board - \"It Looks Like I May Accidentally Get Drunk On Purpose Today\"","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8\" x 11\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            11.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Depth, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            0.24 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Bring a wink of retro sass to your kitchen with this tempered glass cutting board. A vintage pin-up lady lounges with a martini and the cheeky line, “It looks like I may accidentally get drunk on purpose today,” set against a soft mint backdrop. The textured tempered glass surface is sanitary and easy to work on, while vibrant, scratch-resistant printing keeps the artwork bright through regular use. Four rubber feet hold the board steady on counters so you can prep, serve, or display with confidence. Choose a compact size for tight countertops or a larger board for everyday meal prep and casual entertaining. Hand wash recommended to preserve the finish and color.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, scratch-resistant printed design using a unique decoration process\u003cbr\u003e- Bright, crisp colors from advanced printing techniques\u003cbr\u003e- Tempered glass with a textured, sanitary preparation surface\u003cbr\u003e- Four rubber feet for stable, non-slip placement\u003cbr\u003e- Available in two sizes (8\"×11\" and 11\"×15\"); hand wash recommended\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use regular dish soap for cleaning and wipe down with a damp cloth.\t\t\t\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8\" x 11\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":46681080856725,"sku":"18187727058010651312","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/1356\/3285\/files\/9511963162117847889_2048.jpg?v=1764656812","url":"https:\/\/www.yesshirthappens.com\/products\/retro-cocktail-glass-cutting-board-it-looks-like-i-may-accidentally-get-drunk-on-purpose-today","provider":"ShirtHappens","version":"1.0","type":"link"}