{"product_id":"no-soliciting-apron-funny-kitchen-apron-with-bold-sign-graphic","title":"No Soliciting Apron - Funny Kitchen Apron with Bold Sign Graphic","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne Size\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length  , in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.31 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width at waist, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            27.56 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Strap length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            22.05 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Strap width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.02 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Keep the doorstep quiet and the kitchen focused. This sturdy polyester apron wears a bold “NO SOLICITING” sign right over the chest — a little bit cheeky, very clear. The crisp one-sided print stays vivid through repeated wear and quick drying. Black detachable twill straps thread through buttonholes so you can adjust or remove them as needed. Overlocked seams hold up to frequent use, from weekday baking marathons to weekend grill sessions. It’s simple, direct, and made for people who appreciate straightforward humor and a clean workspace.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester fabric — strong, shape-retaining, quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided high-contrast print with clear “NO SOLICITING” graphic\u003cbr\u003e- Black detachable twill straps with 4 buttonholes for easy attachment\u003cbr\u003e- Durable overlocked seams for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-constructed item; size may vary by ±1 inch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":46681101107349,"sku":"76914932435631333280","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/1356\/3285\/files\/7847994822282284959_2048.jpg?v=1764657472","url":"https:\/\/www.yesshirthappens.com\/products\/no-soliciting-apron-funny-kitchen-apron-with-bold-sign-graphic","provider":"ShirtHappens","version":"1.0","type":"link"}